{"id":1149,"date":"2008-09-23T00:10:16","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T00:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2008-09-23T00:10:16","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T00:10:16","slug":"your_label_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=1149","title":{"rendered":"Your Label"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In some way or another, all of us are defined by what we do for a living. Unfortunately, not many of us like the label being slapped upon us. 99.9% of the people I know or meet (myself included) wished they were something else \u2013 tragic but true. While surfing The Guardian website, I came across some interesting labels some people had given themselves in a series called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/lifeandstyle\/series\/areyouhappy\"><b>Are you happy?<\/b><\/a>; one look and you know that these are people who love what they do or are just comfortable in their own skin.<br \/>\nHere are some cool labels:<br \/>\nBubbleologist (Blowing bubbles &#8211; sounds like real fun!)<br \/>\nBody Percussionist (My tummy is so big it looks and sounds like a drum when I slap it &#8211; perhaps I qualify)<br \/>\nDog Behaviourist (Erm, I can be quite a bitch. Does that qualify?)<br \/>\nRetro Enthusiast (Hmm&#8230;I like retro too&#8230;but how to make money ah?)<br \/>\nBon Vivant (What a delightful label!)<br \/>\nAmateur Astronomer (the only constellation I know is the belt of Orion&#8230;)<br \/>\nVineyard Owner (Yes, feed me some wine)<br \/>\nConvert (Can&#8217;t quite figure this one out &#8211; I&#8217;ll have to read the article)<br \/>\nGlider (Don&#8217;t know what this is about)<br \/>\nTree Surgeon (Haven&#8217;t inherited green fingers from my mum, so maybe not)<br \/>\nPoet (Not lyrical enough &#8211; I&#8217;ll leave this to good friend Monoceros)<br \/>\nProtester (Later I <i>kena<\/i> arrested by Singapore gah-men then how?)<br \/>\nIce cream vendor (better not &#8211; I might eat myself poor, not to mention fat)<br \/>\nCurler (NO idea what this is)<br \/>\nHuman Statue (I&#8217;m too restless a person, so no go)<br \/>\nLife Model (Does that mean getting paid for just posing for artists and photographers? If so, I want. But I guess I&#8217;m not pretty enough!)<br \/>\nChainsaw Carver (Er, maybe not. I might end up hurting myself, the klutz that I am)<br \/>\nRural Tourism Adviser (Forget it &#8211; no such thing as &#8220;rural&#8221; in Singapore)<br \/>\nPipe Aficionado (Sounds cool if these are musical pipes we&#8217;re talking about)<br \/>\nAsparagus Grower (Ooh yes, I&#8217;d love to be a part-time farmer!)<br \/>\nAntique Clock Restorer (It&#8217;s a cool job to be able to turn back time)<br \/>\nThe labels that I would like for myself in an ideal world would probably be all these:<br \/>\nFood and travel writer<br \/>\nEpicurean<br \/>\nTraveller<br \/>\nOptimist<br \/>\nHedonist<br \/>\nTaitai<br \/>\nHorse Whisperer<br \/>\nDog trainer<br \/>\nDaughter<br \/>\nSister<br \/>\nFriend<br \/>\nWife<br \/>\nMother<br \/>\nAnd what is\/are your label(s)?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In some way or another, all of us are defined by what we do for a living. Unfortunately, not many of us like the label being slapped upon us. 99.9% of the people I know or meet (myself included) wished &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=1149\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings-mullings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}