{"id":1217,"date":"2009-05-21T00:34:20","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T00:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=1217"},"modified":"2009-05-21T00:34:20","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T00:34:20","slug":"why_im_not_korean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=1217","title":{"rendered":"Why I&#8217;m not Korean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! I&#8217;m writing from Seoul&#8230;am having a good time exploring the city, eating and doing touristy stuff. I&#8217;m staying in a traditional Korean house called a <i>hanok<\/i> near the area called Insa-dong. It&#8217;s a lovely area filled with small shops&#8230;pictures to come after I return to Singapore.<br \/>\nMeanwhile, after some observation over the past week and a half, here&#8217;s why you can tell I&#8217;m not Korean:<br \/>\n1) I don&#8217;t have long hair &#8211; every Korean woman seems to have long hair. Very few have short cropped hair.<br \/>\n2) I&#8217;m not fair. All Korean women seem to be fair of skin. I think they must think I come from the countryside or something&#8230;I spend my days in the field farming hence I&#8217;m so tan!<br \/>\n3) I&#8217;m not thin nor skinny. I think all Korean women and men are born with a skinny gene. They can eat a lot (in fact I&#8217;ve noticed that most can really eat) and yet remain so thin! It&#8217;s amazing&#8230;I&#8217;m jealous. Maybe it&#8217;s all the chilli keeping their metabolic rate up.<br \/>\n4) I don&#8217;t own or carry around a pocket mirror. It&#8217;s bizarre&#8230;Korean women love checking themselves out in mirrors. The phenomenon is so prevalent that it is even mentioned in The Rough Guide edition for Korea. I&#8217;ve noticed that they all carry a pocket mirror in their bag and they take it out after a meal to check every corner of their face at the table. Even the subway stations have big mirrors along the pillars&#8230;I guess it&#8217;s for people to check themselves out (and they actually do so) as they walk past! I think it&#8217;s rather bizarre&#8230;this obsession with looks. But hey, this is the land of plastic surgery, so I guess i shouldn&#8217;t be too surprised! I propose that the Korean Tourism Board make the mirror the quintessential Korean souvenir.<br \/>\n5) I don&#8217;t dress girlishly&#8230;every woman is so feminine. I&#8217;m like a total tomboy. I hate all those frilly dresses and skirts that the women here are so fond of.<br \/>\n6) I don&#8217;t put on a lot of make-up. Been noticing that many slap on lots of foundation, powder, mascara etc. But OK, still nothing compared to Japanese women!<br \/>\n7) Korean women love taking photos of themselves with, most commonly, their mobile phone. They are posing for pictures left, right and centre. According to a Korean friend, one of the most important features of a mobile phone is the camera feature. That&#8217;s the first feature they test out when buying a phone. It&#8217;s known as &#8216;self-camera&#8217; but in Konglish, they call is &#8216;cel-ka&#8217;.<br \/>\nAnyway, am enjoying the foreign-ness of the place and what the city has to offer. More when I&#8217;m back! ,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! I&#8217;m writing from Seoul&#8230;am having a good time exploring the city, eating and doing touristy stuff. I&#8217;m staying in a traditional Korean house called a hanok near the area called Insa-dong. 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