{"id":210,"date":"2004-04-26T00:38:28","date_gmt":"2004-04-26T00:38:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2004-04-26T00:38:28","modified_gmt":"2004-04-26T00:38:28","slug":"a_leopards_new_spots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"A Leopard’s New Spots"},"content":{"rendered":"

*Warning – Bimbotic Rant Ahead*<\/b>
\nI’m devastated by the zits that have sprouted on my face! wwwwaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
\nMy hitherto zit-free face has suddenly decided that it should do for my face what it failed to do during puberty.
\nOk ok, it’s not THAT bad. It’s just a couple of red spots on my forehead. But it’s bad by my standards considering the fact that I’ve never had pimples.
\nBoohoohoo. Now, in addition to the freckles on my cheeks, I have more spots on my face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*Warning – Bimbotic Rant Ahead* I’m devastated by the zits that have sprouted on my face! wwwwaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! My hitherto zit-free face has suddenly decided that it should do for my face what it failed to do during puberty. Ok ok, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings-mullings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}