{"id":238,"date":"2004-05-29T00:56:07","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T00:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=238"},"modified":"2004-05-29T00:56:07","modified_gmt":"2004-05-29T00:56:07","slug":"kidnapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"Kidnapped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should have known better than to include a pressed flower in the card I sent to Monkey. The Australian quarantine is really eagle-eyed when it comes to any plant or agricultural products entering the country via whatever means.<br \/>\nThe sprig of purple forget-me-not I placed within the card never made it past customs. It was cruelly kidnapped and destroyed by the authorities for which no ransom would ever do for the return.<br \/>\nBoohoohoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should have known better than to include a pressed flower in the card I sent to Monkey. The Australian quarantine is really eagle-eyed when it comes to any plant or agricultural products entering the country via whatever means. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=238\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-days-of-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}