{"id":254,"date":"2004-06-16T17:02:42","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T17:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=254"},"modified":"2004-06-16T17:02:42","modified_gmt":"2004-06-16T17:02:42","slug":"pool_etiquette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"Pool Etiquette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I say children should be banned from swimming in the adult pool! They should just stick to the baby pool where they belong!!!<br \/>\nChildren are irritating objects waddling in the pool &#8211; they prevent me from doing my laps without interruption. They fleet in and out of your lane and are squealing away at something half the time.<br \/>\nAlso, some people just don&#8217;t observe pool etiquette. I&#8217;m doing my laps in this lane and some idiot comes along and takes over my lane! Like hello????!!!  Go to the other lanes which are unoccupied! Stupid guy. I didn&#8217;t want to kick up a fuss seeing that there were other lanes available so I swam over instead.<br \/>\nShould have given this guy a kick while swimming past.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I say children should be banned from swimming in the adult pool! They should just stick to the baby pool where they belong!!! Children are irritating objects waddling in the pool &#8211; they prevent me from doing my laps without &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=254\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings-mullings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}