{"id":370,"date":"2004-11-04T13:39:47","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T13:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=370"},"modified":"2004-11-04T13:39:47","modified_gmt":"2004-11-04T13:39:47","slug":"my_friendly_bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"My Friendly Bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Automation seems to have reached a new high (at least to me) when I went to withdraw money from the ATM just now. Usually while waiting for the money to come out, I get the message: (MY FULL NAME), Remember to change your PIN every few months and don&#8217;t let anyone know it. \/ Make use of our Internet Banking services \/ or some other message or tip the bank seeks to dispense to its customers.<br \/>\nAnyway, today&#8217;s message was:  <b>(MY FULL NAME), wishing you happiness on your birthday and always! <\/b><br \/>\nI had to do a double take there. Oooooh, I&#8217;m ssssoooooooo happy that my bank remembers my birthday! *claps and prances around the room in glee*<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t they go a step further and top up my bank account instead??? Now THAT I would be most happy and grateful for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Automation seems to have reached a new high (at least to me) when I went to withdraw money from the ATM just now. Usually while waiting for the money to come out, I get the message: (MY FULL NAME), Remember &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=370\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings-mullings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}