{"id":397,"date":"2004-12-08T10:19:06","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T10:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=397"},"modified":"2004-12-08T10:19:06","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T10:19:06","slug":"pushing_the_right_buttons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=397","title":{"rendered":"Pushing the Right Buttons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Know what button I like best? The snooze button! I use the alarm feature on my handphone. My usual pratice on a weekday morning is that I press the snooze button every time the alarm goes off at 6:25. I wake up, walk in a zombie-like state to the bathroom to switch the water heater on and then plonk myself back in bed until the alarm goes off again 10 minutes later. Then I drag myself out of bed, head to the shower for a splash of water to fully wake myself up to the day.<br \/>\nThe snooze button gives you this false sense of security. Like oh, it&#8217;s ok, I can sleep for a bit more and I still won&#8217;t be late. But the tendency is to press it all too many times! I must say that I&#8217;m pretty good with this one&#8211;I&#8217;ll usually get up after the alarm rings a second time.<br \/>\nI like frog buttons on clothes. And oh, button mushrooms too!<br \/>\nMy other favorite button&#8211;the belly button of a guy&#8217;s washboard abs.  ;p<br \/>\nNow, if only there were a guy who could push the right buttons&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Know what button I like best? The snooze button! I use the alarm feature on my handphone. My usual pratice on a weekday morning is that I press the snooze button every time the alarm goes off at 6:25. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=397\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings-mullings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}