Ladies, the next time someone says you’re fat, say “No, I’m just ‘zaftig<\/b>‘.”
\nSee if that word throws the person off his\/her feet if your gut instinct to deliver a punch in the face hasn’t already done so. heh.
\nThe word “zaftig” (pronounced: zahf-tig) is an adjective meaning having a full rounded figure or pleasingly plump. So from now on, I shall go around saying I’m a “zaftig beauty”. Haha.
\nI’ve always thought I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in the Renaissance period or something–where womanly curves were adored, being zaftig was the fashion, and the Rubenesque woman worshipped. I would have been the rage of the season. ;p
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Ladies, the next time someone says you’re fat, say “No, I’m just ‘zaftig‘.” See if that word throws the person off his\/her feet if your gut instinct to deliver a punch in the face hasn’t already done so. heh. The … Continue reading