Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”
\nThe guy said, “NO!”
\nAnd the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.
\nTHE END
\nAnd no, i didn’t write it! Mine would go something like that:<\/b>
\nOnce upon a time, a girl asked a chef (a very good one may I add) “Will you marry me?”
\nThe guy said, “YES!”
\nAnd the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, eating, drank wine and champagne, always had a house full of food, never had to cook, and ate whenever and whatever she wanted.
\nTHE END
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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?” The guy said, “NO!” And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, … Continue reading