{"id":817,"date":"2006-02-20T00:00:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T00:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.com\/?p=817"},"modified":"2006-02-20T00:00:30","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T00:00:30","slug":"email_from_cia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=817","title":{"rendered":"Email from CIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the aforementioned party in yesterday&#8217;s blog entry, one of the few people I chatted to was an insurance agent. My friend has since named him the CIA&#8211;Creepy Insurance Agent&#8211;&#8216;cos he was leaning a bit too close to me as he was talking. And I in turn was leaning away towards my friend as he did so. CIA wasn&#8217;t very interesting to chat to in any case but he asked for my email address and being polite, I gave it to him. Then I find an email from him in my mailbox. I read both a professional and personal interest in his email, and I present it below as a lesson on how NOT to ask a girl out.<br \/>\n<i>Hi Xxxx,<br \/>\nNice meeting you at X&#8217;s party on Sat night! Please visit www.xxxxxx-xxx.com [that&#8217;s his name which he has used for his personal website which, by the way, is really cheesy!]<br \/>\nI would like to get to know you a little better, and vice versa. Perhaps we can meet for a chat over coffee next week? Let me know<\/i><br \/>\nWhile I&#8217;m not entirely keen on his website, I shall not fault him for giving the URL to me &#8216;cos had it been some other more interesting guy, I&#8217;d have been quite keen on checking it out. Hehheh.<br \/>\nBut I have a big problem with the line &#8220;I would like to get to know you a little better, and vice versa.&#8221; The problem lies in the part of the sentence that comes after the comma. What is &#8220;and vice versa&#8221; supposed to mean? It doesn&#8217;t make sense &#8216;cos what he has done is presumed MY interest. That&#8217;s too presumptuous if I may say so, especially when there isn&#8217;t any.<br \/>\nAnd oh, he didn&#8217;t put a full-stop at the end of his sentence &#8220;Let me know&#8221;. Unforgivable. To think he has &#8220;writer&#8221; down as part of his portfolio. But please, none of you are to say he needs an editor &#8216;cos I ain&#8217;t offering my services!!! ;p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the aforementioned party in yesterday&#8217;s blog entry, one of the few people I chatted to was an insurance agent. My friend has since named him the CIA&#8211;Creepy Insurance Agent&#8211;&#8216;cos he was leaning a bit too close to me as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/?p=817\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-days-of-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dimsumdolly.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}