I read with incredulity in yesterday’s newspapers about how this Chinese Australian woman in Sydney has bought a billboard ad to try to get herself a husband. The ad is placed at some prominent road intersection in the suburb of Randwick. There was a photo of her standing in front of her billboard ad.
I must say that this woman is very brave to take up such an ad! I sure as hell wouldn’t pull off something like that. She describes herself as a “beautiful intelligent Australian Chinese lady” who is seeking to have a “dream family with a fabulous partner to enjoy a lifetime with”. Apparently she has a thing for white men as she has specifically asked for someone of Caucasian appearance. Her other criteria include having a good sense of humour, solid financial background with warm and caring nature, and she prefers someone who’s a businessman or from a professional background.
I say she should go to the movies–that way she’ll find this person she’s looking for!
And just for the heck of it, since it’s a Friday, and I have a self-given licence to be ditsy and bimbotic, what should I write if I were to put up one for myself?
Intelligent (ahem) Chinese woman seeks to find partner who can accompany her on her eating escapades
– Ideally can cook, enjoys food, and doesn’t eat like a bird
– solid financial background…must be able to bring in the bacon both literally and metaphorically
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