Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”
The guy said, “NO!”
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END
And no, i didn’t write it! Mine would go something like that:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a chef (a very good one may I add) “Will you marry me?”
The guy said, “YES!”
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, eating, drank wine and champagne, always had a house full of food, never had to cook, and ate whenever and whatever she wanted.
THE END
:p