To all, well ok not ALL, but many Singaporean men:
The DSD hereby apologises for implying you are vertically challenged. She has been recently plagued by a bout of pimples, which her friend otiose attributes to retribution for the hobbit call made couple of days back.
For vanity’s sake, the DSD promises to stop such name-calling for the time being. Poor DSD is being punished for speaking the truth. Honesty obviously isn’t the best policy in this case.
Meanwhile, it’s MAC’s foundation to the rescue!