Automation seems to have reached a new high (at least to me) when I went to withdraw money from the ATM just now. Usually while waiting for the money to come out, I get the message: (MY FULL NAME), Remember to change your PIN every few months and don’t let anyone know it. / Make use of our Internet Banking services / or some other message or tip the bank seeks to dispense to its customers.
Anyway, today’s message was: (MY FULL NAME), wishing you happiness on your birthday and always!
I had to do a double take there. Oooooh, I’m ssssoooooooo happy that my bank remembers my birthday! *claps and prances around the room in glee*
Why don’t they go a step further and top up my bank account instead??? Now THAT I would be most happy and grateful for.